0
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FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
EXCEPT GRANDPA AND GRANNY.

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All ends well in Roswell

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Translation: Pag.

3
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I've never seen a supernova explode...

4
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...but if it's like my old woman
Chevy Nova, it's going to light up the sky.

5
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Those who miss this will regret it
forever.

6
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- Fry, are you making popcorn?
- Okay.

7
00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:06,604
Come on, microwave.
I'm in a hurry.

8
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Do not microwave.

9
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- Hey, does it smell blue?
- Fry, wake up. It begins.

10
00:01:22,173 --> 00:01:24,323
Focus.

11
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What makes you scream like that?

12
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- My head is spinning.
- The popcorn is ready.

13
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He's more failed than ever.

14
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I don't know what's going on, but
we have lots of clocks.

15
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Let's go home.

16
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Why is there so little traffic?
around the Earth?

17
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What is this ozone layer?
There's never been one before.

18
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And so much noise.

19
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There is no GPS.
The navigation system does not work.

20
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- We're going to crash!
- Unless I can fly.

21
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I can't. Put on your seat belts.

22
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It kills more than it saves lives.

23
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- Bender, are you okay?
- I don't know. I try to move my feet.

24
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Here's the plan: Zoidberg, pick up
the parts. Everyone else, take a break.

25
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Zoidberg picks up another coin.
The crowd is going wild!

26
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What is... ?

27
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General, in my career as 
secret roofer with sheets

28
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I have never revealed anything like this
shocking that that.

29
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The debris of an alien ship.

30
00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:12,330
Son, I can assure you: Woooooo!

31
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As you see, the year 1947
going to be a busy year

32
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for the city of Roswell,
in New Mexico.

33
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Outstanding.

34
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According to the digital chronograph,
It is July 9, 1947.

35
00:04:39,733 --> 00:04:43,772
Which explains why the chronograph
has transformed into this sexy calendar.

36
00:04:44,013 --> 00:04:46,971
You mean we have
traveled in time?

37
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An idiot must have put metal
in the microwave.

38
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- Yeah.
- And the radiation from the oven

39
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combined with gravitons and
supernova graviolis

40
00:04:57,213 --> 00:05:01,411  
propelled us into the past.
- Have you seen the news?

41
00:05:01,653 --> 00:05:04,611
“Planned gymnasium renovations?”
Great.

42
00:05:04,853 --> 00:05:08,528
No, there.
“Flying Saucers Captured.”

43
00:05:08,773 --> 00:05:11,765
They're not flying saucers.
It's my ass.

44
00:05:12,013 --> 00:05:16,928
My god, that means that the saucers
flying from Roswell, was that us?

45
00:05:17,173 --> 00:05:20,722
And the aliens they captured
was it...?

46
00:05:22,413 --> 00:05:23,607
Good morning.

47
00:05:24,973 --> 00:05:29,012
Do you have something planned this evening?
I'm ok with anything.

48
00:05:33,293 --> 00:05:35,800
We have created a new
tear in the universe.

49
00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,900
But it closes quickly.

50
00:05:38,133 --> 00:05:43,002
Our only hope of seeing our times again
is to cross it again in the, let's say...

51
00:05:43,253 --> 00:05:46,723
...exactly 24 hours.

52
00:05:47,693 --> 00:05:51,721
The ship is repaired, except
the cup holders.

53
00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,200
It will be operational in 10 hours.

54
00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,323
We have 8 hours. But there is more
urgent: the microwave.

55
00:05:56,493 --> 00:06:00,532
Without that, no hope of return
in the future.

56
00:06:00,773 --> 00:06:03,128
We should be able to buy one there.

57
00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:07,008
You infiltrate the military base
and saves Bender's body.

58
00:06:07,253 --> 00:06:11,644
I'm going to see my grandfather, Enus.
He was assigned to Roswell.

59
00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:17,411
Don't come near him, primitive spirit!
You must not interfere with the past.

60
00:06:17,653 --> 00:06:22,283
Don't do anything that affects anything,
Unless you have some sense...

61
00:06:22,453 --> 00:06:26,446
.. in which case, do nothing.
- Understood.

62
00:06:26,693 --> 00:06:31,448
If you ever kill your grandfather,
you will cease to exist.

63
00:06:31,693 --> 00:06:34,253
But existing is the only thing I do!

64
00:06:37,573 --> 00:06:42,806
- What do you mean ?
- Very well, officer, I will take care of it.

65
00:06:43,053 --> 00:06:45,726
The general asks: 
Why did you come to Earth?

66
00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:49,283
Not a day goes by without
that I ask myself the question.

67
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EVERYTHING SPRAY

68
00:07:11,733 --> 00:07:14,122
Enus!

69
00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:19,204
I want this toilet to be so clean
that I can eat on it.

70
00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:21,500
Because I intend to do it.

71
00:07:21,453 --> 00:07:25,605
- Understood, Sergeant.
- It's him. This is my grandfather, Enus.

72
00:07:25,853 --> 00:07:30,927
Now prepare my meal and
place him in the latrine at 1200h.

73
00:07:35,773 --> 00:07:39,288
This jeep will run him over,
and I will no longer exist!

74
00:07:45,053 --> 00:07:47,442
You almost got knocked down.

75
00:07:47,693 --> 00:07:52,244
It's lucky that you pushed me
on this pile of rusty bailillonettes.

76
00:07:52,493 --> 00:07:57,806
Stop interfering with the story.
I don't want to have new kings to remember.

77
00:07:57,973 --> 00:08:00,692
I had no choice.
I was going to disappear.

78
00:08:00,853 --> 00:08:04,323
I feel like I'm disappearing
like Greg Kinnear.

79
00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:07,570
Thank you, soldier. I have permission
to prepare the sergeant's meal.

80
00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:13,365
The work of raw chickens is
the best part of the job.

81
00:08:13,613 --> 00:08:16,800
That's enough, it's too dangerous here.
We have to get you out of there.

82
00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,500
Everything will be fine, Dad!

83
00:08:18,813 --> 00:08:21,329
- Sweet Jesus, I would do better
to ask the sergeant.

84
00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,5
- No time. Run and put on
safe!

85
00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:29,200
BOMBING ZONE
_____________________
FORMER MINEFIELDS

86
00:08:33,253 --> 00:08:38,452
This experience will determine
what food do aliens eat?

87
00:08:43,853 --> 00:08:47,732
A buffet! If only I had
took my wallet...

88
00:08:49,053 --> 00:08:50,930
It's free.

89
00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,450
Call me the president.

90
00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:10,500
Fry is from this era.
I'm going to talk like him.

91
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,100
Hey, man, we're looking for a microwave.

92
00:09:13,493 --> 00:09:17,532
I don't know this brand.
What you need is the gas princess.

93
00:09:17,733 --> 00:09:20,100
This beauty has burners,
temperature indicators,

94
00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,800
an ironing board...
and a foot bath

95
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,200
since as a woman,
you will be ahead all day.

96
00:09:28,653 --> 00:09:34,569
Sorry. I ask you again: 
Where can we find a microwave?

97
00:09:34,773 --> 00:09:37,287
Your wife is hysterical,
so I am addressing you.

98
00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:40,769
This oven only takes 5 hours to
cook a roast.

99
00:09:40,933 --> 00:09:46,326
This is good news. You know
You're not making enough roast, Leela.

100
00:09:48,053 --> 00:09:49,202
Women.

101
00:09:54,213 --> 00:09:56,773
Thank God I got you out of
this military base.

102
00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:02,531
You're useful, that's for sure. You have
something to eat in your box?

103
00:10:02,773 --> 00:10:06,129
- What ?
- A snack.

104
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,728
Hey! It's my brain!

105
00:10:10,213 --> 00:10:15,412
These crackers cut me in the mouth.
Let’s stop for a beer.

106
00:10:22,573 --> 00:10:26,043
- Do you see this waitress?
- Yeah, I know what I want for dessert.

107
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:30,730
- This is my fiancée, Mildred.
- Grandma Mildred?
No dessert. Just a coffee.

108
00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:33,367
It works. And for you, my darling?

109
00:10:33,613 --> 00:10:37,811
I'll have some pie with it
a fried egg on top.

110
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:42,801
You should marry her
and have children without dragging.

111
00:10:43,053 --> 00:10:45,328
You've already had this feeling...

112
00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:49,526
to be with a girlfriend just because
are you supposed to have a girlfriend?

113
00:10:49,773 --> 00:10:55,291
What ? Don't say things like that!
Focus on staying alive.

114
00:10:56,973 --> 00:10:58,372
Fire! Look!

115
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:04,763
- You almost got castrated!
- It's better than dying.

116
00:11:05,013 --> 00:11:08,289
Not for me. I'm going to get you out of there.

117
00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:22,123
We are in the middle of nowhere,
this is the safest place.

118
00:11:22,373 --> 00:11:25,331
Stay there, and enjoy the calendar.

119
00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:39,572
Safe and sound. I can finally
continue to exist.

120
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000
ATOMIC TESTS IN PROGRESS

121
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,927
3, 2, 1

122
00:12:04,573 --> 00:12:08,805
And you're still doing it!

123
00:12:15,613 --> 00:12:18,810
- What do you children have?
- I'll take some Soylent Green...

124
00:12:18,973 --> 00:12:22,761
...with Soylent Orange
and Soylent from cabbage leaves.

125
00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:25,527
- Pardon ?
- It's the 20th century.

126
00:12:25,773 --> 00:12:32,212
I'll have a sandwich,
a paella, two sheep pills
and a boque of mead.

127
00:12:32,453 --> 00:12:37,243
- I will take two doses of weight-watcher.
- Two chili hot dogs, it happens.

128
00:12:37,493 --> 00:12:41,122
Get your bearings. Without microwave,
we are trapped in this era.

129
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:45,884
My God ! We will have to endure
that horrible music from the Big Bopper.

130
00:12:46,053 --> 00:12:48,500
And the horrible tragedy of his death.

131
00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:54,529
There is a microwave antenna radar
at the military base. We could steal it.

132
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,293
It could change history.
Above all, 

133
00:12:57,453 --> 00:13:01,731
it is our mission to let
the past exactly as it was.

134
00:13:01,973 --> 00:13:04,168
Well, I killed my grandfather.

135
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:10,932
- Wait, why do you still exist?
- I don't know, maybe God loves you.

136
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,772
You? By an atomic explosion?

137
00:13:16,013 --> 00:13:18,811
No, it doesn't comfort me to know...

138
00:13:19,013 --> 00:13:22,562
that the detonator works
perfectly.

139
00:13:23,373 --> 00:13:26,410
If that comforts you...

140
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,963
his body was vaporized, so he
can't come back as a zombie.

141
00:13:30,213 --> 00:13:34,001
- I don't worry about that.
- You are braver than me.

142
00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:38,009
You remind me of Enus.
Are you coming with me?

143
00:13:38,253 --> 00:13:39,652
Is it far?

144
00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:58,728
- Welcome, President Truman.
- This visit is top secret.

145
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:02,005
No one should know except
officers, scientists...

146
00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:05,529
and crazy about the theory of
conspiracy that no one will believe.

147
00:14:14,213 --> 00:14:17,967
Our experts assembled the parts
of the alien ship...

148
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:20,010
...according to the original plans.

149
00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:27,009
I'll send him to area 51
to study it.

150
00:14:27,253 --> 00:14:30,051
When is the fake moon landing
planned?

151
00:14:30,213 --> 00:14:34,923
We're really going to have to settle down
on the moon. Invent NASA and tell them.

152
00:14:35,173 --> 00:14:40,122
If you come in peace, surrender.
otherwise, we surrender.

153
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,803
What matters is that I 
meet new people.

154
00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:48,410
What is your mission? You
Are you planning a human/alien hybrid?

155
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:52,168
- Are you hitting on me?
- I ignore this remark.

156
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,450
- I don't hear no.
- This crab has guts.

157
00:14:55,693 --> 00:14:59,083
They will have to do an alien autopsy
"old fashioned".

158
00:15:00,093 --> 00:15:01,845
Hooray!

159
00:15:08,013 --> 00:15:11,403
Every little detail reminds me of Enus.

160
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:18,605
I know how you feel.
My grandfather died recently.

161
00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:23,891
It's sad. In these moments,

162
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:27,523
i just need someone
who hugs me.

163
00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:30,731
You like cuddling me, don't you?

164
00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:34,522
Do you know what would change your mind?
Making sugar cookies.

165
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,088
What do you say about these cookies, sugar?

166
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:41,641
I shouldn't be here.
I shouldn't exist, but I do.

167
00:15:41,893 --> 00:15:46,284
Which proves that you can't
To be my grandmother.

168
00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:05,322
Oh my God !

169
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,449
What have you done!?

170
00:16:12,613 --> 00:16:16,049
Relax. She can't be my grandmother.
I discovered everything.

171
00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:20,571
Of course she is your grandmother, 
dirty pervert. Look at.

172
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:23,451
Come to bed, darling.

173
00:16:24,093 --> 00:16:27,972
Impossible. If she is my grandmother,
who is my grandfather?

174
00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:31,046
Isn't that obvious?

175
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:32,931
It's you.

176
00:16:38,253 --> 00:16:42,929
Did you say something darling?
I'm a little tough on the sheet.

177
00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:51,723
Start of extraction of the
subject's chest.

178
00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:55,608
And on this side, Zoidberg.

179
00:16:55,853 --> 00:16:59,732
Come on, a little light. What is it
funerals?

180
00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:03,246
- Heart.
- Help yourself, I have 4.

181
00:17:03,493 --> 00:17:08,123
- Stomach contents. A stuffed egg.
- Stuffed egg?

182
00:17:09,173 --> 00:17:11,084
The same stuffed egg.

183
00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:17,727
- Come to your senses!
- Start the ship, Leela.

184
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:21,642
Let's steal the radar dish, and
let's go back to our time.

185
00:17:21,893 --> 00:17:23,611
That won't change history?

186
00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:28,329
Ho, a lesson in non-change 
of the story from Mr.
I-am-my-own-grandpa.

187
00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:32,003
Let's get out of here. To hell with history.

188
00:17:53,053 --> 00:17:55,408
UFO! UFO!

189
00:18:00,973 --> 00:18:04,329
Don't cut it. I need it
to speak.

190
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:11,852
- Name of a...
- Roosevelt's ghost!

191
00:18:16,173 --> 00:18:18,607
Take that, President.

192
00:18:22,093 --> 00:18:26,803
The president breathes on my bladder.
What an honor.

193
00:18:30,013 --> 00:18:32,811
What ? Oh yes.

194
00:18:48,493 --> 00:18:52,008
- Enus!
- He's dead. Sorry!

195
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:19,723
- What do you say about that, causality!
- 1947, talk to my metal ass!

196
00:19:24,573 --> 00:19:29,852
- We need to turn back to Bender.
- Impossible ! The temporal tear closes.

197
00:19:30,093 --> 00:19:34,325
If we don't leave now, we
we will never see the 31st century again.

198
00:19:42,853 --> 00:19:44,525
Bender!

199
00:19:56,213 --> 00:19:59,205
- There you go, like new.
- You don't need that?

200
00:19:59,453 --> 00:20:02,968
Oh, no. This is my...

201
00:20:06,493 --> 00:20:08,609
I got you!

202
00:20:09,373 --> 00:20:10,806
Poor Bender.

203
00:20:11,053 --> 00:20:16,127
He must be so alone,
stuck 1000 years in the past.

204
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,846
Hey, wait a second.

205
00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:27,967
- Do you have anything?
- No. Wait !

206
00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:31,888
- Moron.
- He's alive.

207
00:20:34,813 --> 00:20:39,045
Bender! What was it like?
in a hole for 1000 years?

208
00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:44,162
- It was cool until you arrived.
- Everything is back as before.

209
00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:48,247
If history doesn't care that our
my degenerate friend, Fry...

210
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,450
is his own grandfather.
Who are we to judge.

211
00:20:51,693 --> 00:20:53,251
Amen.

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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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